dollyfin:

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

I had to write a monologue for the “this love note smells like his dick” in high school drama.

(via thelittlemetallicat)

I meant no offense.
And you’ve given none.

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queenofthebaras:

people on tumblr r so sensitive they all be like

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